Wait Mom!
OK, I'll smile!
M: Pretend your bed is a ship and the floor is water with sharks so you can't get out of it.
S: Mommy, my bed is not a ship.
M: Trying to convince him to go to bed.
S: I can't say goodnight to the owls b/c they are not out yet and I can't see the planets.
M: After telling him to stay in his bed...
S: I can't stay in my bed. I have to sit in my chair b/c the dragons will get me if I don't. M: Pretend your bed is a ship and the floor is water with sharks so you can't get out of it.
S: Mommy, my bed is not a ship.
M: Trying to convince him to go to bed.
S: I can't say goodnight to the owls b/c they are not out yet and I can't see the planets.
M: After spilling coffee all over me on the way to taking him to school.
S: You were driving too fast Mommy. (I really wasn't. The coffee cup was leaking)
S: You were driving too fast Mommy. (I really wasn't. The coffee cup was leaking)
S: Telling me stories at bedtime...
Once upon a time there was a baby that cried...the end
Once upon a time there was a baby that cried...the end
Once upon a time there was a baby that was crying and then a dragon came and the baby stopped crying b/c the dragon was actually his mommy.
M: My back hurts
S: again? Is the baby kicking you? (I must complain about my back a lot! :( )
Your driving does cause one to worry! ;)
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